Yeah, I was figuring that after trying the impossible, I might try the merely improbable. I have no idea why we're using a 13-year-old format. We publish words. You'd think we'd use the latest word processor. Okay, maybe the second-latest one, while the bugs fall out of the latest. But not something from the Paleolithic.

It's cute that to freelance for the government, I have to have 2007 . . . So much for governments being ossified and behind the times.