My influence has limits . . .

I'm willing to take responsibility for some things happening in Austin; for instance, meetings and planning.* It's possible that I brought the unseasonably cold weather (-2°C, freezing rain, etc.) from Canada with me. I might even have brought cooties . . .

. . . but not these cooties. Whether you see it as a zombie virus or just a computer virus, it isn't my fault, despite my known association with zombies. You have to admit, though, that it sure beats the usual stuff you see on a morning commute.

*All of which goes well, but isn't nearly as cool as zombies.